when you walk into class late as soon as the teacher is calling your name for attendance
what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer
I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married.
it sounds like the plot of a fanfic
imagine if u could hear ur hair growing
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"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"
you tell me
KIDS REACT TO existentialism and the inevitability of death
my life is one big “wow ok”
your fav is problematic… hydromatic… ultramatic… why it’s greased lightning!!!
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Thank God Jack the Ripper is finally off the streets
BREAKFAST: The most comfortable meal of the day.
But…aren’t you a damsel in distress?
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