but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone
The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.
snails are truly upstanding citizens
A solid way to accept someone’s feelings.
i’m gonna die still laughing at this
I gleefully showed this to at least four people and nobody got the joke so
Nor do I want it.
Is that why you shot Drake in the ass in that one episode of Degrassi
The sickest burn in tumblr history.
there’s also a $17,000 edition that lets you play for an extra hour
No Good Deed, by Claidhcori
this is so awesome
parrots are great yeah but why can’t there be parrot-sized dragons that you can pet that sit on your shoulder and breathe little streams of fire
what about dragon-sized parrots
that sounds legitimately terrifying actually
Sir Ian and Michael Gambon continue to be the most awesome people alive. [via]